so zack and i were making some pretty important life decisions over the past few days. we had to decide if we wanted to break our lease and leave our noise ridden crazy apartment (and possibly get taken to court for doing so), if we wanted to sign a new lease to another apartment, if we wanted to help a girl get into the old apartment (to avoid the possible legal ramifications), if we wanted to scrap the whole new york thing totally and become hobos, etc. we happened to be on the street while discussing some of these things for a few minutes when all of the sudden...
we were pooped on. quite literally. what was that liquidy splash? we looked up only to see the pigeon's tail peeking over the edge of the building. i started immediately sobbing and shaking with disgust while zack took my hand and led me to the target bathroom a couple blocks away. at least zack can keep a cool head with poo in his hair.
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STUPID pigeons. I'm sorry that even happened.
Hope the apartment thing works out.
that is really a sad story! I hope everything works out for you!
oooooh the pain. i hate stressful/tough decisions. does anyone else want to re-enroll in high school?
remember how easy high school was? that was my fave. i really was just thinking about our senior year. could we have had it better? so much fun. anyway, we broke our lease, helped the girl get in, and signed a new lease. the new place is better. mostly. still wishing to live in utah a little bit.
what a butt. the pigeon i mean. were i nearby, i would conconct an animal cake to remedy the situation, at least for a moment.
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